Say what???

So, yesterday I was visiting with and hanging out with my siblings, cousins, nieces and nephew.  As I approach my cousin’s house within a gated community, there’s this young boy [about 3 years old] playing on the road.  I slow down and come to a complete stop. He comes to the window and starts chatting me up. After a few sentences back and forth, our conversation takes this turn…

Boy: “Do you a baby?”

me: “No”

Boy stands on tip toe trying to look into the car. “Where’s your baby?”

me: “I don’t have one.”

Boy pauses and smiles: “Do you have a children?”

me: “No.”

Boy: “You don’t have a children?”

me: “No.”

Boy pauses and walks back a little bit and smiles some more: “Do you have a man?”

me: “What??? Seriously?”

I didn’t see that one coming hahahahaha…